school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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