Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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