Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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