Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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