they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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