Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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