Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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