It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you still have your period?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I love you.
Bad choice
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