In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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