you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
