im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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