HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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