I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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