Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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