Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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