my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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