no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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