He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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