That's when you crack a 10am beer
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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