i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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