So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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