I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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