Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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