Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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