Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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