I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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