she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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