...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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