Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
