He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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