Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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