Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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