she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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