Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
