Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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