it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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