Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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