i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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