Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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