he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I have so many feelings about this burrito
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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