Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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