Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
