Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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