dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Dear god my vagina.
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