Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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