I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
These tits shall not be calmed
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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