"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
