Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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