so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
