whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
