My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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