Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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