So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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