DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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