i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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