these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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